Christmas Love Story Audition
jwbnjb5 for Mall Santa
Mall Santa is character who's in Toronto Mall with the bunch of kids who wants for Christmas.
If he thinks I'm working any minutes past 9:30, he can kiss my foot. Oh Ho ho ho ho. Come on up on Santa's lap. There's a wet one. And what's your name, little boy? And what do you want for Christmas, Andrew? A toy truck? Get him off my lap.
I hate the smell of tapioca. Ho Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas! Come on up on Santa's lap. Ho ho Ho Ho! Come on, ho ho ho ho! Ho Ho Ho Ho! Ho Ho Ho Ho! Oh Uh-oh. Get him outta here. Ho Ho Ho Ho! Come on up, Come on up, Ho ho Ho Ho.
Ho Ho Ho! Ho Ho Ho, Ho ho ho! And what's your name little boy? What do you want for Christmas, little boy? How about a nice football? Okay, get him out of here. You'll shoot your eye out, kid. and Merry Christmas. Ho Ho Ho! Okay, down you go. Bye bye! Merry Christmas! Ho Ho Ho Ho!
I'll do the rest of the male voices too if you'd like, but can we get a little bit of cleanup in terms of grammar and some direction? Ex. The nutcracker is listed as a teen. This goes against the traditional, bearded wooden guy stereotype and I'm not sure where to take it. Is he basically a teen in his first job, trying to get you to the North Pole without you complaining to his supervisor? Is he genuinely enthusiastic, and filled with the spirit of Christmas? Is he super nervous? Let me know, and I'll take a look!