Brusha

Oh, please. Magnifique! A true work of art. Naturally, I am the finest artist in this wretched place, no matter what the others whisper behind my back.

At least someone is doing actual work around here! What do you mean, my technique is messy? Mon Dieu, you wouldn't understand true inspiration if it bit you on the bristles!

Oh, now you speak to me? After all this time... laissez tomber. Forget I said anything. You do not care about my art anyway.