For this bit its a play on the song slide by the goo goo dolls. If you
are familiar, it is mimicking the tone of the song for each of the
lines. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp68qgkzAzw-. You can sing it or just word rhyme it.

Could you whisper in my ear
The things you wanna feel
I'd give you anythin'
To feel it comin'

-PA Announcement by the principle (who is a different character entirely) of the school, just basic generic 40's or older principle of a school doing  a PA announcement.

The girl-to-girl luncheon has been cancelled. My first time as the principle of an all girls schoool...I was not aware we had to specify what can and can't be eaten.

-Just focus on enunciating as much as possible here, a student picks a fight with you over an issue you feel passionate about-
You are JAPANESE ALLL GIRLS CLASSS! The Japanese are immune to all mutation. DID you seee a samurai in xmen...?!?