Eiffa (I-ff-a) is that one person who is undecidable. She's screaming in happy tears one minutes and is raging at someone the next. She is always unpredictable, yet can still be normal. Her secrets run thin, but the few she does have tear her apart. She is a very open person, but there are things she will keep secret. You can expect many weird yet great things from her. There's just one thing to remember-she never, EVER, says a dark joke.