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Human. Don't you know how to greet a new pal? Turn around and shake my hand. heheh... the old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. it's ALWAYS funny.

(Serious) * So you finally made it. * The end of your journey is at hand. * In a few moments, you will meet the king. * Together... * You will determine the future of this world. * That's then. * Now. * You will be judged. * You will be judged for your every action. * You will be judged for every EXP you've earned. * What's EXP? * It's an acronym. * It stands for "execution points." * A way of quantifying the pain you have inflicted on others. * When you kill someone, your EXP increases. * When you have enough EXP, your LOVE increases. * LOVE, too, is an acronym. * It stands for "Level of Violence." * A way of measuring someone's capacity to hurt. * The more you kill, the easier it becomes to distance yourself. * The more you distance yourself, the less you will hurt. * The more easily you can bring yourself to hurt others. * ... but you. * you never gained any LOVE. * 'course, that doesn't mean you're completely innocent or naive. * just that you kept a certain tenderness in your heart. * no matter the struggles or hardships you faced... * you strived to do the right thing. * you refused to hurt anyone. * even when you ran away, you did it with a smile. * you never gained LOVE, but you gained love. * does that make sense? * maybe not. * ... * now. * you're about to face the greatest challenge of your entire journey. * your actions here... * will determine the fate of the entire world. * if you refuse to fight... * asgore will take your soul and destroy humanity. * but if you kill asgore and go home... * monsters will remain trapped underground. * what will you do? * well, if i were you, i would have thrown in the towel by now. * but you didn't get this far by giving up, did you? * that's right. * you have something called "determination." * so as long as you hold on... * so as long as you do what's in your heart... * i believe you can do the right thing. * alright. * we're all counting on you, kid. * good luck.

(Monotoned to angry) it's a beautiful day outside. birds are singing, flowers are blooming... on days like these, kids like you... birds are singing, ready? Should be burning in hell.