Do they understand? Oh good I hate it when they don't even try. 

You know whenever I go to a place I always try to learn some phrases.  You know gives me an edge with the people.Some children come right in here no effort whatsoever, not in their rooms. 

You know it shows I did my homework shows I care some people some right in here no effort. So you told me. Santa? Santa Claus? I know who Santa is. Who the hell set this up?