(Work in a yawn somewhere in here.) “Here’s your evaluation assignments, you have 30 minutes to prep, good luck, etc. etc.”

(uninterested.) “Alright everybody listen up, as you all know orientation for your last semester here begins today and it’ll serve as a recalibration of your class ranking as pairs instead of individuals...testing lasts this week and whoever remains out of you afterwards will come back to classes starting Monday.