luigilounge
auditioning for
Bartender
in Third Down
Third Down
luigilounge for Bartender
Voice Actor
Bartender
open
Unpaid
The Bartender — The Neutral Party
Visual Concept: A simple, blue, floating smiley-faced entity in a polo shirt and shorts.
Personality: Entirely detached and neutral. They have no stakes in the ideological warfare of the three factions; their sole, cosmic purpose is to serve drinks and collect tabs.
Voice Profile: Casual, unbothered, or hilariously exhausted. Think of a tired retail worker who has seen everything and simply does not care about the fate of the universe as long as people pay for their beverages.
Character Note: Entirely unbothered, exhausted, and neutral. They do not care about the fate of the universe; they just want people to pay their tabs and stop breaking the furniture.
Voice Style Reference: Bored, casual, flat, and tired (Think a typical exhausted retail worker or a relaxed cosmic entity).
Voice description:
- androgynous
- female young adult
- male young adult
The sides they read from:
Line 1 (Bored / Casual): "Welcome to the Astral Tap. We've got standard spirits, liquid starlight, and whatever weird glowing juice the Dreamers invented this morning. Don't fight near the glass, please."
Line 2 (Exhausted / Setting Boundaries): "Look, I don't care if you gamble away the concept of gravity or the history of the universe. Just don't gamble away your ability to pay your bar tab. Cash or cosmic energy only."
