Dead End: Striking Midnight
Jonathan Dano for Ultimate Tailor
Ultimate Tailor
Pitch: Medium to High
Voice Type / Tone: Refined, dramatic, extremely theatrical, and elitist. He speaks with sharp rhythm, turning smooth condescension into intense, passionate shouting in a split second when defending his craft. A flamboyant, pretentious, or high-class accent (like British or mid-Atlantic) works wonderfully here.
Description: Milton is the Ultimate Tailor. He regards fashion as a sacred science and views anyone with poor style as a personal insult. He is loud, wildly self-absorbed, and dismissive, but his sheer passion for design makes his outbursts hilariously over the top.
- male teen
- androgynous
Let's get over this already… I've no time to waste with someone who dresses up like this. I'm Milton Howard, Ultimate Tailor. And before you ask, no, tailoring is NOT sewing buttons back onto shirts!
TAILORING IS ARCHITECTURE, ENGINEERING, PSYCHOLOGY! Every seam, every cut, every fold of fabric has a story to tell! A good tailor makes people look presentable, a great tailor makes someone look… unforgettable!
Clocks on the sleeve? Move on, honey, we are in 2181, not 1900! Plus, pairing camel with brown? What are you… a tree? Ugh, move, I can't stay in the same room with someone that doesn't even know the basics!