Jax

"Caine, is this one of your NPCs, or is this a new sucker? 'Cause if it's a new character, we're gonna have to redo this whole theme song."

"I very much did not enjoy that one in the slightest, and if we ever do anything even close to that again, I'm getting violent, and I'm going to kill Ragatha."

""Okay....you know what's gonna happen when we do all this? Caine's gonna pop out and say: "Congratulations on beating the 'escape the circus' adventure, and everythings gonna go back to the way it always was""