Julian Gregory Day aka The Calendar Man

“Thirty days has November. April, June, and September. Of twenty-eight is but one. And all the rest are thirty one. Of course leap year comes and slays.”

"Calendars frighten me. It's time my enemies shared my dread."

“You know what I hate most about Thanksgiving? It’s become a layover. A holding pattern between Halloween and Christmas. No reverence. No memory. Just sales and football. Half the people I see eat their dinners in front of a screen, not a prayer. But not this year. No. This year… we remember. This year, we feel it.”