The Bartender

PROFILE: Male 30s-40s

VOCAL REGISTER: Mid to Low

ACCENT : Scottish, Glasgow

Traits: Charming, Classy, Easygoing

Jazz bar proprietor, live music promoter, and avid reminiscer of the good old days. Back then, he booked the best gigs. Now, the scene’s on life support, but somebody’s gotta keep the booze flowing. This bartender is proud to be that somebody.

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1.  (Romantic) Up here, among the stars, this is heaven, pal. Where last call never comes 'cause the night never ends.
   
   

2. (Defiant) So unless they decide to slither back and pry my fingers off of it with either a spanner or a fat severance package, yeah, it's my place.
   
   

3. (Wistful) And she stepped under that spotlight and she started singing, and she made sure I knew she was right where she belonged.
   
   

4. (Foreboding) Out in the dark beyond the sector, beyond the system even. Some reckon there's something out there. A force. A pull.
   
   

5. (Ribbing) Aye, and you'll be bouncing back here soon enough, I reckon.