Hey what you doin'? Hey, let me try. There were 2 little bunnies... and then they got in horny. and started to crap his pants and little bit of crapping all around and that's it and that's how you make a bow! *giggling* Are you a pedophile?

My father said he should kick him in the junk and runaway. There's a elf. Why does this keep happening to me. Ew, Santa watches me sleep and knows if I've been naughty, Check to see if he's okay. 

There's a elf on the floor! Look, Look. I swear he was right here. Oh my god, it was the elf. Better not put that up your ass.