What? What time is it?  Oh, my god. That's freakin' early. Why 5:30? I'll take a shower first. Okay, where is mom? Do something stupid and I'll knock your teeth out cause that's all I'm saying. Don't do anything stupid. Yeah, whatever. Okay, whatever. I don't even know. I'm... Should I open them before she comes down? Alrighty. 

Dude, shut up. You trying to impress people for it.  I'm sorry, Taylor, this is what happens. This is what happens. You touch me, and I'll freakin' get you. Don't touch me. You wanna tell me? You take away my presents, I'll take away...  Oh, mom and dad just forgot to give me...

Unless you want to get punched in the face... I would suggest you don't touch me. Tell me where they are, tell me where they are. I swear to god. I swear to freaking god. No, tell me where they are. Yeah, Merry Christmas, dummy. Merry Christmas. That's what happens. No, I missed the top part of it..