Okay, it's Christmas morning, and it's 5:30, and I had all Ben's presents, and, it's pretty fun. Ben, it's Christmas. It's time to get up and open presents. 5:30? Dude, come on. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Come on, let's open the presents. No, no, mom said, mom said, uh, open them, right now.

Well... Mom, is upstairs and... I'm not doing... Nothing's gonna happen.  Ben, what are you doing? Ben, seriously, stop. Ben, come on. Ben! Where are you taking the...? That's, Ben, you can't take the presents outside, they'll get all... what are you doing? Dude, my socks are getting wet. Ben, where are you going? Why are you putting them out there?.

I didn't take away your presents. Ben, put the Christmas, Ben, the crap is falling off of it. Dude, Ben, seriously, come on! Dude, mom and dad are gonna be mad. Dude, stop! WHAT? NO! Dude, you can't just burn a tree like that. Ben! Seriously, you don't think you're taking this whole thing. Like... get away from me, dude. YOU'RE BURNING THE FREAKING PRESENTS! You ruin our Christmas!