Tales of the Foundation: The Maledictus Files
Rabbiteph for D-9341
D-9341 is a new addition to the SCP-Foundation, after having been falsely accused of murdering his entire family, he was sentenced to death-row. Now working in the Foundation as Agent Maledictus' personal aide, he begins to realize just how far down the rabbit hole he has fallen. At first, he is terrified of his new "Boss", and is treated as basically an unpaid intern, but over time, Agent Maledictus begins to open up more to him. Naive, but not ignorant, D-9431 is definitely smarter than he looks.
(Nervously stuttering) "Y-your coffee sir..." (Notices Agent. M is beginning to suffer side effects from lack of Oxygen, panics) "Sir! your mask! I-I think something's wrong with it!"
(Unprepared and still a little nervous) "W-wait... so you want me to... read a document?" (Looks at document) "Um, this is classified information... shou-- Yes sir, right away."
(Confident, concerned.) "Sir, you need rest. Staying up like this only hurts you." (Snarky, sassy) "Well; it is currently 3:12, you look more like Darth Malgus than ever especially with the dark bags under your eyes, and you are on Tumblr. You have an Ethics Committee meeting in the morning as well." (In response to Maledictus' snarky remark back.) "I know killing them would make our lives easier, just... go the fuck to sleep."
In all honesty, you would do great as one of the scientists that Agent Maledictus works with (he doesn't die).