“Just so you are aware, the time you are undoubtedly wasting doing whatever it is you occupy yourself with is time you are to be using to prepare your act for tonight's even. You are to successfully please the satan family and perhaps after you have, I may be inclined to... entertain... your presence. You have one hour”

“I’ve received word from Satan that his daughter demands a PERSONAL performance from you of the, apparently, viral *Insert tik tok dance name here* at her Gala tonight. I understand the babysitter has a basic grasp of the dance’s requirements. Have her teach it to you immediately, whenever she bothers to finally arrive.”

“I trust you will avoid such Imbecile-like behaviour when you are representing MY name tonight”