“YOU’RE DAMIAN GHOSTKEEPER, you're the very special boy all of Hellywood just can’t get enough of! The tween on every scene!! The boy who has it all!!”

“Let's see… X-ray glasses, anti gravity boots, invisible bear trap.. Better not lose track of this, Morphamile… MORPHAMILE! The miracle product that morphs you into whatever you say! For a wholllle DAY!”

“Thaaat’s right! Morphamile! May induce FAME! LOVE! FORTUNE!!! As well as a possible case of the sweats, dry eye, itchy eye, explosive eye, basically don't put it near your eyes, dizziness, diseases, yes all of them, blindness, paralys-”