RadioactiveBluePlatypus
auditioning for
Gamzee Makara
in Homestuck: Double Death of the Author Voice Dub (TLCSTUCK)
Gamzee is a deeply spiritual, easygoing clown and a fanatical, violent harbinger of destruction
GoD DaAaAaAaAaAaAaMn. YoU ArE DeAlIn sOmE HeArTy rEpRoAcH ToNiGhT. FlYiNg fUcKiN HiGh, MaN. HiGhEr tHaN A LaUgHsAsSiN Up oN ThE MoThErFuCkIn gRiEf tRaPeZe. HiGhEr tHaN A SuBjUgGlAtOr gEtTiN HiS WeEp oN FoR ThE VaSt hOnK I BeLiEvE In tO CoMe.
HaHaHa fUcK MoThErFuCkIn yEaH! LeT'S TaKe tHiS NiNjA-tItTiEd BiTcH BaCk tO ThE HiVe wItH ThE ChOrUs...ToGeThEr mY MiRaClE BrOtHeR!
BEEN MOTHERFUCKIN SLAUGHTERING THE WICKED IGNORANCE, BRO. all up in lifelong denial about my calling. AS A DESCENDANT OF THE HIGH MOTHERFUCKIN SUBJUGGLATORS. we are higher than you, brother. WE ARE HIGHER THAN MOTHERFUCKIN EVERYBODY. honk.