Trent - Insurance Scam Sketch

Trent: I've been fired from three straight jobs Daphne! The word's gotten around town. No one's gonna hire me now.

Daphne: We have our life insurance policies. It's not an endowment, but it's something.

Trent: A few hundred dollars isn't gonna be enough. One of us has to die. And lately, I've been thinking it wouldn't be such a bad idea.

Daphne: Don't talk like that. I'd be lost without you.

Trent: I wasn't talking about me.