The recording secretary of the St. Agatha’s Perpetual Association for Boundary Maintenance and Posthumous Quiet Enjoyment. Precise, severe, and unnervingly composed, Mrs. Vellum should sound like every complaint, citation, and final notice in history has passed across her desk. She is not loud or theatrical; her power comes from certainty. She treats supernatural terror as an administrative matter and human panic as a scheduling inconvenience. Looking for a voice that is dry, crisp, authoritative, and quietly terrifying — less “witch” and more “HOA secretary with metaphysical enforcement powers.”