"My best weapon is my awesome shooting technique!"

"Are you stupid?! We need to attack!!! Attack, attack, attack!!! Me and this loser will handle things in the midfield!!! So attack!!! What's the point in switching to defense now?! Huh?! If we don't take the lead in the next fifteen minutes, we're screwed!! Right?! Our attacks are working!! We managed to score three points on Team V... because I've been playing defense, which I hate!! I'll kill you if all my hard work is for nothing!!! Attack until you die!! Give 'em all you've got, dumbass!!! You're strikers, right?!!"

"What!?!"