(Hopeful) whatever this.. cursed little hellscape has to offer, I’m positive we can handle it! Besides! Camping is fun! As long as there isn’t any roaches or spiders, we are beyond good!

(Nervous) that device isn’t going to.. disembowel us or anything.. right..?

(Horrified) that is a guillotine.. why am I always the one who has to see the (he gets cut off by the guillotine doing what it does to people) (shaky/Horrified/On the verge of tears) oh.. my..