Dr. Basya
auditioning for
Sollux Captor
in Homestuck VA Group Round 2 (READ DESCRIPTION)
This young troll is a self-proclaimed cool dude, has one hell of a lisp, hot-headed AND chill simultaneously. ᵃⁿᵈ ⁱ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ʳᵃⁿ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵛᵉʳᵇⁱᵃᵍᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ʰⁱᵐ ˢᵒ ᵒⁿʷᵃʳᵈˢ. Only two lines are set in stone so your improv lines can better flesh out your version of the character but please try to perform with a lisp to the best of your abilities.
(Smug/Joking) So I guess you could say... they're the numerals of the blind profits.
(Fuming) If you can't figure shit out by fucking around you don't belong near computers.
*improv*