Sheriff: Did you put the body in the truck? The boys in D.C. are gonna wanna dissect that thing.

Deputy: I did, but something’s been bugging me about the way this went down.

Sheriff: Speak your mind Deputy.

Deputy:Well, I was thinking, when you counted seven people in the diner, did you count the bus driver among those seven?

Sheriff: Of course.

Deputy:Well then, if he had six passengers, and one bus driver, doesn’t that add up to seven? Maybe there wasn’t a Martian in there after all.