Guest: Well, this is going to sound a bit strange, but I was wondering if you could tell me where I am.

Concierge: Why, you’re in a hotel.

Guest: Right, but where? What city?

Concierge: City? I’m afraid you’re confused. There are no cities here.

Guest: What do you mean?

Concierge: Ah, we get your type all the time. You must’ve been in an accident. That’s why you don’t remember how you got here.

Guest: How did I get here?

Concierge: I’m afraid there’s no way of putting this gently, so I’ll just come out and say it. You’re dead.