When I meet new recruits, I expect them to look at least somewhat in shape! Yet here we are... Have you even done any training since we sent you the letter? {unimpressed}

Well... Yes... I-I truly apologize for violating the orders given to me... {anxious}

I can't seem to remember anything before that though... It probably wasn't too important, what's important is my new job as a recruit! {carefree, oblivious}