[normal]Okay, this is officially beyond weird now and right on down to freaky town. 

[angry]A good and heroic citizen deserves a little recognition, don't you think? 

[excited]So! You all think you've got what it takes to be my pet, do ya? Well, we'll just see about that! If any of you don't think you can handle it, bow out now before you humiliate yourself in front of your peers. This competition isn't for the weak. You'd better be prepared to step up your game!