Tell me, everybody's pickin' up on that feline beat

'Cause everything else is obsolete

A square with a horn makes you wish you weren't born

But with a square in the act

You can set music back

I've heard some corny birds who who tried to sing

When everybody wants to be a cat?

A square with a horn makes you wish you weren't born 

Everytime he plays

Oh a rinky tinky tinky

With a square in the act you can set music back

To the cave man days

Yes, everybody wants to be a cat

Because a cats the only cat who knows where it's at

While playin' jazz you always have a welcome mat

'Cause everybody digs a swinging cat

How about you and me Duchess?

hmmm. Beautiful

Let's take it to another key

The other cats will all commence

Congregatin' on the fence

Beneathe the alley's only light