Lock-down protocols have been stalled. We’re working to get them back up right now. It wouldn’t make a difference anyway. They disappeared a couple hours ago. Security only just discovered their empty cells.

Scalpel. Alright, we’re making an incision from the top of the sternum to the scattered navels. Note the way the facial nostrils flare wider, now that we have the pectoral nostrils stuffed to prevent them from filling with blood. Clean this. Thank you. Alright, now let’s take a look – see how his pupils dilate? Go ahead, hold up your finger, he’ll follow it.

Office door was open. Damn scientists don’t understand the importance of security. Everything seems clear…nice screensaver though. I’m not poking around anything, geez. I know how they get. Are there any of Katy’s pierogi’s left in the breakroom fridge? I’m starving. I’ll grab you a plate if you want. How did we end up on half the night shift rotations for this week? It’s criminal.