line 1.  Listen, That's why female's have sex with their eyes closed! Because they can stand to see a man happy!

Line 2. Alright you idiots, run along.  Oh I'm sorry Mr. Sakamoto you can't run because you broke your little leg and now your a freaking GIMP! 

Line 3. You millennials like rap music right? So i'll say this in lingo you can understand! I want you to Hip-hop your ass  down the hall before a bust a move in your rump shaker you understand me!!!.....because i don't..