The Bureaucrat's Guide to Heroism: Audio Book
PanaxVA for Grindel
Grindel — Male, Dwarf, fifties
Role: Supporting — recurring across future books
Grindel is the shoesmith — a dwarf in the traditional sense of the word except for the minor detail that he is nine and a half feet tall, which he considers nobody's business but his own. He is gruff, capable, and possesses the dignity of a craftsman who has been doing his job exceptionally well for a very long time.
He is very amiable, fair, and considerate of others needs.
Voice: Deep, rumbling, and at times bombastic. The voice of a man built close to the ground in spirit if not in stature. Dry and understated with occasional flashes of genuine warmth. Think Brian Blessed with the brakes on.
- english
- gruff
- deep
- rumbling
- Brian Blessed
- male adult
- male senior
(Spoken loudly to serve as a distraction after witnessing an uncomfortable moment in public) "DUNGEON SLAYER! WHAT A SURPRISE! MAGNIFICENT MORNING FOR A STROLL, ISN'T IT? ABSOLUTELY SPLENDID DAY!"
(During a heated discussion about a housing dispute) "Completely unreasonable! I'm willing to pay your asking price, but I cannot physically fit through the doorway! The entrance is far too small for a Dwarf."
(After a day of battle, defending his home. Sore, tired, wounded) "Nothing that won't heal. Though I fear Tallow took more damage. He's inside resting. And..."
