The Bureaucrat's Guide to Heroism: Audio Book
JulieWettstein_VA for WELCOME Centre Receptionist
WELCOME Receptionist — Female, young adult, no given name
Role: Supporting — recurring
The WELCOME Centre receptionist is precisely as professional as the job requires and not one degree warmer — until the moment she is, at which point it's entirely genuine. She is unflappable by nature and by necessity, handles the genuinely bizarre with complete composure, and possesses a dry wit she deploys sparingly and with excellent timing.
She is very good at her job. In this particular workplace, that is no small achievement.
Voice: Crisp, precise, and professionally warm. Deadpan delivery with an undercurrent of quiet amusement at the world she inhabits.
- english
- deadpan
- warm
- professional
- crisp
- dry wit
- female young adult
(Distracted) Good morning, If you're here about unauthorised levitation, that's third door on the left. If you're here about last week's rogue enchantment placed on the vegetable market, we're still working on that. And if you're selling enchanted cleaning supplies, we're fully stocked."
(Conversationally) "Standard security measure, Demons in disguise always expect it to be agonising. It gives them away every time. They get quite indignant about it actually, usually demand to speak to someone about making it more torturous."
(Sympathetically) "Oh, Dobra, you poor thing,"
