“Afternoon, my name is Xavier Beck. Say the name and I'll be at your service. Irony aside.. I am an all encompassing butler for the residents here. Please, don't be afraid to call.”

“I mean no disrespect to Eugene, he's got a knack for his craft. There's just.. something ceremonial to brewing the perfect amount of cups, tossing a dash of salt and cinnamon- two or three cubes of sugar? And well, this way I get to clean my dishes too.”

“Agh, I appreciate his… help but id appreciate it if Aloise left some of the antiques to me. I'll never get a grasp of the whole Restoration thing if he keeps- using his… voodoo magic or whatever to fix everything…”