Don't call me that! I'm Delia Lancaster, I come from a prestigious English family, and I've come to this reality show to demonstrate the power of my noble lineage. If you're wondering why I entered this pathetic program, it was either this or the cake show. And I have no idea how to cook those dishes or what their ingredients are!

See? I knew this useless guy was just going to be a nuisance.

If you're going to make fun of me, do it right, you brainless baboon. It's embarrassing that your kindergarten sister has to correct you.