Caine, is this one of your NPCs, or is this a new sucker? 'Cause if it's a new character, we're gonna have to redo this whole theme song.

Look, I know what it's like. One day, you're somebody in the real world doing important things. And then, the next, you're just a weird little cartoon... jester.

Oy, mate! I'm an Australian extremist, and I've come to detonate this bomb that'll release all the world's deadliest spiders into... Did I pick a bad time?