"'Tis a lie! Thy backside is whole and ungobbled, thou ungrateful whelp! "

(regal and booming) "Citizens of Ponyville! We have graced your tiny village with our presence, so that you might behold the real princess of the night! A creature of nightmare is no longer, but instead a pony who desires your love and admiration!"

(with gratitude) "Thou art truly a noble knight, Obi-Wan Kenobi"