“You know when Garnivyer (gar-ni-veer) defeated the Dragon King? Yeah? Okay! So, if you read the manga, the Dragon King isn’t actually dead and, instead, is reincarnated as a human baby! I know I know, cliche, but it’s totally cool because like-“

“ACK! MY BAD! My memory was wiped! I was so excited for the new volume! Forgive my incompetence, O’ Mighty Salu! What must I do to gain your forgiveness?!”