How irritating, here I am, due to be released tomorrow. And I still haven’t worked out one single crime worthy of my talents!

Oh, yes, secret TV eye, isn't it? Well goodnight big brother, as I’m afraid you’ll have to figure out the rest of my plot by yourself!

Friends and fellow citizens, I want to give you my solemn word. That there will be no mud slinging in this campaign. Unless of course my opponent slings it, but I intend to stick to the issues. And what are the issues? There is only one. Bat man! Who is he? Who is this acrobatic clown who somersaults all around Gotham City in that ridiculous costume.