[Excited] HA! I knew it! Iknewitiknewitiknewit I knew you guys were criminals! Well okay maybe not criminals in the traditional sense like Ted Bundy or Bonnie and Clyde or whatever BUUUT I had a feeling Lauren was involved in the break-in at the mall last Tuesday 'cus I mean who else has the brainpower to hack into the security cameras and shut them off? Matthew's too straight-laced to ever pull a stunt like that and nobody else fits the bill so by process of elimination that just leaves Lauren. Then we got the foodcourt losing half its weiner supply for chili dogs so I had a hunch Connor was in on it cus we all know how he is with his chili dogs. Then when I saw a cop pick up a joint off the mall floor I was like "That's a Kai joint if ever I saw one" and as for RUBY, well that's just a no brainer for anyone who knows her track record. Oh and for the record you don't gotta worry about me ratting you out or anything because you guys are living the dream doing whatever you want during the night and somehow getting away with it and so to sum it all up, I WANT IN!

[Freaking Out] (Covers Connor's mouth) Are you out of your mind?! You don't say good luck on opening night! You might as well say "Hey is it cool if I let go of this rope? I'm sure the piano will be fine!" You say Break a leg, Connor! Morbid thing to say I know but we don't question the theatre superstitions! They've never led me astray and I'd rather not rock the boat!

[Hanging in a tree] HI! You're probably wondering why I'm in a tree. Well, I've been reading Squirrel Girl for the past week and my brain was like "Wow, she's really cool. I wonder what it would be like to be a squirrel." So I climbed up this tree to see how well I do. I even brought peanuts as a way to make friends with the squirrels. They ended up attacking my face and stealing the bag so I might need to go to the hospital later but yeah. So what's new with you?