Hrm. Alright. I’ll say it’s a bit weird how many friends in high places you have. Makes me wonder why you even work at this school.

Uh-huh. Let’s see here. We have the liability waivers and forms, so you’re all set there. Safety checks have been cleared too , so hopefully no other kids get bit by any of the company’s arachnid pets.

There was a rumor that you died for a moment. Happy you didn’t. Would've looked bad on my resume.