AOT Short Scene Parody
A.J Chase for Old Lady
Volume: ~125 words
Voice: Shrill and dramatic, but not senile
Example: https://youtu.be/xLrsxQoBsZ0?si=1ZSfyWmoQVYsaITs&t=634 (10:33)
Script Excerpt / Context for the audition:
Old Lady: Ohhh my boy!!! My poor poor boy!!!
Shadis: Yes, it was... unfortunate....
Old Lady: (sobbing) oh... was he useful!?
Shadis: ...He showed remarkable resolve.
Old Lady: O-ok... but did he help in the fight?
Shadis: Well, everyone is useful in different ways—
Old Lady: Was. He. Useful?
(Pause)
Old Lady: Did he kill any titans?
- female senior
- neutral
- female adult
(Grieving) Ohhh my boy!!! My poor poor boy!!!
(Grief dropped, now just Impatience, as she's trying to sound polite but just wants a straight answer.) O-ok... but did he help in the fight?
(Confrontational voice, firm) Was. He. Useful? Did he kill any titans?
