Doctor

(informative, friendly)

“You were gone for a minute there. We found nothing to be concerned about. Your head injury does not appear to be new, but has merely opened up again - most likely due to a recent blow to the temple. Do you still not recollect what happened or any details about your person?”

Security guard

(apologetic, hopeless)

“Sorry dude, this way is blocked. Some idiot placed all these boxes here and I’m trying to figure out where they should go.”