You don't even know how to feel, It's terrible!

Well it's nice to see that humans never change

Open your eyes, let's begin

Yes it's really me, It's Sans! Breathe it in

I know it's a lot, the bones, the skull!

When you're staring at a total troll!

What can I say except "Get dunked on"

For the bones, the blasters, the puns

Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome

I'm just an ordinary skeli-guy!

Well anyway, let me say get dunked on!

For the terrible world i know

Hey, it's okay, it's okay get dunked on!

Well, come to think of it, I gotta go

Hey, it's my day to say get dunked on!

'Cause I'm gonna need that soul

your’e blasting away, away, get dunked on!

'Cause sans can’t do anything but dodge!