Rick and Morty / Gravity Falls Crossover
dr_3am for Rick Sanchez
Rick Sanchez is the co-eponymous main character and leading protagonist of Rick and Morty. His is a genius scientist whose alcoholism and reckless, nihilistic behavior are a source of concern for his daughter's family, as well as the safety of their son, Morty.
Wubba-lubba-dub-dub! Rikki-Tikki-Tavi, biatch!
And that's the waaaaay the news goes!
Hit the sack, Jack!
Uh-oh, somersault jump!
AIDS!
And that's why I always say, "shum-shum-schlippety-dop!"
Grassssss... tastes bad!
No jumpin' in the sewer!
Burger time!
Rubber baby bubby bunkers!
Lick, lick, lick my balls! Ha ha ha, yeah! Say that all the time!Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.
Yeah! I've got about a thousand memories of your dumb little ass and about six of them are pleasant. The rest is annoying garbage. So why don't you do us both a favor and pull the trigger? Do it! Do it, motherfucker! Pull the fucking trigger!
