Sans...? Oh. My. God! Is that... A human?!?!?

(Sans: "Uh... Actually, I think that's a rock.")

Oh...

(Sans: "Hey, what's that in front of the rock?")

Oh my god!

*excitedly whispers* is... is that a human?

(Sans: *whispers back* "Yes.")

OH MY GOD!!! Sans, I finally did it!! Undyne will... I'm gonna.... I'll be so....

POPULAR!

POPULAR!!

POPULAR!!!

*clears throat*

Human.You shall not pass this area! I, the great Papyrus, will stop you! I will then capture you! You will be delivered to the capital! Then... THEN... I'm not sure what's next.

In any case, continue... Only if you dare! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!

So you came back to have a date with me. You must be really serious about this... I'll have to take you someplace really special. A place I like to spend a lot of time!

...

My house!

Human, this is your final and most dangerous challenge! Behold, the gauntlet of deadly terror!

*a ball and chain, two spears, a cannon, a flamethrower, and a white Pomeranian dangling slowly by a rope wrapped around its waist appear from above and below the bridge the protagonist is standing on*

 When I say the word, it will fully activate! Each part will swing violently up and down! Only the tiniest chance of victory will remain! Are you ready?! Because! I! Am! About! To do it!

...

(Sans: "Well? What's the hold up?")

Holdup?! what holdup?! I'm... about to activate it now! 

...

(Sans: "That, uh, doesn't look very activated.")

Well! This challenge! It seems... Maybe... Too easy to defeat the human with. Yeah! We can't use this one! I am a skeleton with standards! My puzzles are very fair! And my traps are expertly cooked! But this method is too direct! No class at all! Away it goes!

*the traps disappear off screen*

Phew... What're you looking at?! This was another decisive victory for Papyrus! Nyeh! Heh! Heh?! 

*storms off*