That’s fine, you are entitled to your opinion, I am just saying that being a white guy who is a rapper with a ventriloquist doll is not cool by any stretch of the imagination or by any definition of the word cool, ironic or otherwise. that’s all I'm saying.

Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.

This is like some terrible April fools prank. but 13 days too late. Remember, you are talking to the pranking MASTER.