Dogtooth Angel Zsaciel: EPISODE 1
lynod for Joss Jupiter
A fearless, slightly unhinged field journalist and co-host of The Bang. Provocative, irreverent, and allergic to authority, Joss is driven to uncover buried truths and expose the world’s unspoken taboos.
- male adult
- Jeff Bennett (Dexter's Dad)
- Charlie Adler (Red Guy)
Anyways, this past week, only one question has been on everyone’s mind: “What is humanity’s future on Earth?!” Sleeper ships launch every few months while our government and militaries struggle to obstruct this impending doom. I’m live from W.S.A headquarters, joined by General Harley Conner, and…CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, WORLD-FAMOUS JACKASS DONKEY SHAUN DICKARUS HIMSELF!
Surefire…interesting word choice…in your last response, you fired a rocket at the asteroid. Now, reportedly, the W.S.A. said the rocket “failed to make contact.’ According to an internal source, the asteroid, and this is verbatim… (clears throat, then shouting) YEETED THE ROCKET BACK TO EARTH! HIT THE RIG! BLAM GOES DEEPSEA DISCOVERY! 11 DEAD! THANKS TO YOUR “SUREFIRE” PLANS! (sweetly) So Donkey Dearest…please do tell. I’m dying to know- (sharply) WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THIS ONE WILL WORK?