Survivor Radio 4 [Project Zomboid Mod]
Logan Barratt for Gus the Janitor
A senile school janitor who bumbles his way through the apocalypse, though it’s never clear how he’s capable of surviving given he doesn’t seem to understand whats going on, he’s intensely lucky and things just work out for him. He’s opinionated about tile grading, mop handles, closets with desks in them and the art of janitorial services.
- male senior
- american
- general american southern
Now see, this right here? This is why they never should’ve switched mop handles in ’92. Too much flex. You get a bad wobble, next thing you know—boom—whole hallway smells like regret.
People keep sayin’ it’s the end of the world, but I don’t see how that changes the fact that the tiles are still misaligned in the east wing. Apocalypse or not, standards matter.
I dunno where everyone went. One minute I’m unlockin’ the supply closet, next minute there’s nobody complainin’ about the floors anymore. Kinda peaceful, honestly.
