Hi Im Johnny and I'm a zombie, now before you say anything, theirs a story behind that indecent your watching just listen. It all started the day I died. No really. Ya see death is a thing that happens to everyone, just normally not by suicide. And most people I do dare say do not come back after they've died. But some do and I was was one of em. So ya I came back to life and then from then on I was a zombie. Let me show you how it happened.

check my pulse...I said check my freaking pulse!

(sing a song acapella so I can get a good feel for your voice.)